i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

frankenbae:

why bugs bunny bussed wide open on my dash

svartalfhild:

You know, when I was a kid, I remember being really stirred by the fact that Hermione Granger did actually end up having a date to the Yule Ball and that it was Viktor Krum.  There was something really powerful about a hyperlogical, bookish girl, who was believed to be incapable of getting a date on her own, landing a famous guy who respects and cherishes her just by being herself.

communistbakery:

sniffing:

explaining your grades to your parents

TOO TRUE THOUGH

teacher: you have a new classmate
me: please for the love of god be a hot boy

shinjiikari:

im so glad “stay hydrated” is a thing because on one hand its trendy + cool but also its very useful to remind people to drink their water. This is a practical meme

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder