i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that
David your Barty Crouch Jr. is showing.
shout out to all the disabled girls who are in education, this shit wasn’t built for you, it’s designed to break you down but you’re still here and you’re doing so well
and also a big shout out to all the disabled girls who had to drop out, that was a hard choice to make but you did it and you’re so brave
all my love
No dad, making your kid afraid to disobey you doesn’t make them more responsive to authority.
It makes them view authority as power-hungry, abusive, and makes them incredibly good at lying and subterfuge.
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
The English language makes you capitalize ‘I’ and linguists aren’t sure why, but my theory is that it’s out of respect to self. An entire language thinks you are significant enough to commence higher than all other words in a sentence, because ‘I’ is not just a word it is a damn title of a pronoun, so don’t let anyone or anything make you think you’re not important, alright? Because you contradict that every time you talk about yourself.
‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark
that girl’s a true friend
I’ve seen this so many times, and I never stop laughing at how CLEVER that is!
That girl is awesome